How to get your business website and you tube subscribers count to blow up!

Hi I'm Chris from Grayling Michigan I am CEO of This Life is not pretend Grayling Design provides value to Michigan graphic designers and I am going to tell you how with only $100 you can kick start the traffic to your online business website. Now this is no sales scheme or spam. I am trying to provide you with value. I am currently using this method for my business website www.thislifeisnotpretendgraylingdesign.com and by September my traffic will explode to 80000 views guaranteed because I just invested a little money. Now you must be wondering how to do this method right? Well first get a prepaid visa debit card and load it with $100 spend $30 on fiver.com for web traffic and you tube subscribers. Next do good SEO for your entire website. Finally spend $50 on 2 YouTube video ads to promote your url. And within 2 months your website traffic will blow up and repeat this once every month.